Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Original branding reimagined by m00nshot

Original branding reimagined by m00nshot for the lost baseball teams of yesteryear for which mostly nothing exists

flanked by distressed white text reading "ESTD" and "1988

and Woodlawn

Blue text reads "EST

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Original branding reimagined by m00nshotParadise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming